princeofkawaii:

middleshiner:

why are men always spitting all over the sidewalk? do men create more saliva than women and need to get rid of it? are they marking their territory? what’s going on?

They can’t swallow because that’s gay

(Source: middleshiner-archive)

  • 1: Talk about the first time you watched your favorite movie.
  • 2: Talk about your first kiss.
  • 3: Talk about the person you've had the most intense romantic feelings for.
  • 4: Talk about the thing you regret most so far.
  • 5: Talk about the best birthday you've had.
  • 6: Talk about the worst birthday you've had.
  • 7: Talk about your biggest insecurity.
  • 8: Talk about the thing you are most proud of.
  • 9: Talk about little things on your body that you like the most.
  • 10: Talk about the biggest fight you've ever had.
  • 11: Talk about the best dream you've ever had.
  • 12: Talk about the worst dream you've ever had.
  • 13: Talk about the first time you had sex/how you imagine your first time.
  • 14: Talk about a vacation.
  • 15: Talk about the time you were most content in life.
  • 16: Talk about the best party you've ever been to.
  • 17: Talk about someone you want to be friends with.
  • 18: Talk about something that happened in elementary school.
  • 19: Talk about something that happened in middle school.
  • 20: Talk about something that happened in high school.
  • 21: Talk about a time you had to turn someone down.
  • 22: Talk about your worst fear.
  • 23: Talk about a time someone turned you down.
  • 24: Talk about something someone told you that meant a lot.
  • 25: Talk about an ex-best friend.
  • 26: Talk about things you do when you're sick.
  • 27: Talk about your favorite part of someone else's body.
  • 28: Talk about your fetishes.
  • 29: Talk about what turns you on.
  • 30: Talk about what turns you off.
  • 31: Talk about what you think death is like.
  • 32: Talk about a place you remember from your childhood.
  • 33: Talk about what you do when you are sad.
  • 34: Talk about the worst physical pain you've endured.
  • 35: Talk about things you wish you could stop doing.
  • 36: Talk about your guilty pleasures.
  • 37: Talk about someone you thought you were in love with.
  • 38: Talk about songs that remind you of certain people.
  • 39: Talk about things you wish you'd known earlier.
  • 40: Talk about the end of something in your life.
zefram-cockring:

parkkennypark:

The complete Hermes/Hermès series.

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn
zefram-cockring:

parkkennypark:

The complete Hermes/Hermès series.

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn
zefram-cockring:

parkkennypark:

The complete Hermes/Hermès series.

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn
zefram-cockring:

parkkennypark:

The complete Hermes/Hermès series.

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn
zefram-cockring:

parkkennypark:

The complete Hermes/Hermès series.

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn
zefram-cockring:

parkkennypark:

The complete Hermes/Hermès series.

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn

zefram-cockring:

parkkennypark:

The complete Hermes/Hermès series.

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn

the-right-writing:

These traits (both good and bad) are common enough in male characters but just don’t show up enough with the ladies!

  • Big eater (why do all the women in fiction either have really tiny appetites or the type of personality where strong emotions take away their hunger?)

nerdgasming:

tablespoons:

“teenagers skip breakfast because they think it will help them lose weight” ACTUALLY NO THATS BULLSHIT TEENAGERS SKIP BREAKFAST SO THEY CAN MAKE IT TO SCHOOL ON TIME WITHOUT WAKING UP AT 4 IN THE MORNING

I just wasn’t hungry that early in the morning.

(Source: jesuschristvevo)

jacyo:

Groot: “We… are… Groot”

Me in the theaters:

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  • Aries: The determined, optimistic and hot-headed protagonist.
  • Taurus: The big brother "sempai" protective sidekick.
  • Gemini: The laid-back comic relief pervert.
  • Cancer: The stoic, cold character with a tragic romantic history.
  • Leo: The boastful, egocentric antagonist with dramatic entrances/exits.
  • Virgo: The nervous, obsessive-compulsive character who looks great in glasses.
  • Libra: The single guy caught in a harem anime.
  • Scorpio: The outwardly playful companion with a secret, sinister agenda revealed in a dark plot twist.
  • Sagittarius: The loud-mouthed idiot from Osaka.
  • Capricorn: The intense kendo team captain.
  • Aquarius: The popular, yet emotionally detached school idol.
  • Pisces: The mysterious and shy character with psychic/telepathic abilities.